Music: Frank Loesser
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ACT I
Nathan Detroit is having trouble fi nding a place for his illegal crap game; he doesn’t have the thousand dollars he needs for a bribe to use the Biltmore Garage. However, high player Sky Masterson is in town and Nathan bets him that Sky cannot take ‘Save-a-Soul’ Mission Sergeant Sarah Brown on a date to Havana. Sky visits the Mission and ends up promising Sarah that he will supply some sinners for a meeting, if she goes to Havana with him.
At the Hot Box club, Nathan fi nally agrees to marry Adelaide, his fi ancée of fourteen years, but Adelaide knows he won’t go through with it, blaming him for her permanent cold. Later, Sarah discovers from Mission boss General Cartwright that her branch is closing, due to their lack of success. However, Sky recommends that the General visit the midnight prayer meeting, reminding Sarah that he will provide the sinners. Meanwhile, the crapshooters gather and Nathan still hasn’t seen the money from Sky. Lt. Brannigan shows up, but Benny saves the day with a surprise announcement that Nathan is getting married. Under pressure, Nathan agrees to elope with Adelaide the next night.
In Havana, Sarah relaxes with Sky under the infl uence of Bacardi-laced cocktails and, despite a brawl, she admits she’s had the best night of her life. On returning to New York, Sky admits he loves her, but the atmosphere is shattered when Sarah discovers that the crap game was going on in the Mission while they were away and turns her back on him, apparently for good.
ACT II
The next night, Nathan cannot elope because the guys are still playing - now in the sewers. Tough guy Big Jule insists that nobody leaves until his luck improves. Sky turns up to persuade the guys to go to the Mission meeting, but they won’t until he bets them. Sky’s prayer to Lady Luck pays off and, en-route to the meeting, Nathan meets Adelaide, more furious than ever when he says he still can’t elope because he has to go to a prayer meeting!
At the Mission, Sarah and the others are astonished to see the guys arrive. Nathan confesses that he bet Sky to take Sarah to Havana, and reveals that he won the bet after Sky told him that they didn’t go. This is rather too much for Sarah, who runs out and bumps into Adelaide outside. Both hopelessly in love, they agree that the only way they can change their men is to marry them fi rst: the next day sees big celebrations, but will Nathan actually go through with it at last…?
THE RULES OF CRAPS
Nathan Detroit runs the ‘Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in New York’, and in order to assist with an understanding of how the game works, here is a very brief introduction to the rules:
A crap game (a.k.a. ‘craps’, ‘shooting craps’ etc.) is played by one person at a time, with two dice and winning or losing relies on the numbers rolled. If the fi rst roll is a ‘natural’ (7 or 11), the shooter wins, whereas if it is ‘craps’ (2, 3 or 12), he loses. Any other number rolled (4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or 10) is called a ‘point’ and he has to roll the same number again in order to win. However, if the shooter rolls a seven while trying to roll this other number, he loses.
Betting rules (especially in casinos) are far too complex to go into here, but one fact remains: though only one person rolls, others can also place bets on the outcome.
CRAPS TERMINOLOGY
Come out – the fi rst roll in a new round, after the shooter has won, or if he has lost and the dice move to another shooter
Snake eyes – a double 1
Making (a four) the hard way – once a ‘point’ (of four) has been rolled, achieving it with exactly the same combination of numbers
GLOSSARY (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)
Tinhorn – cheap or disreputable (person), from metal dice shakers
The Radio City Music Hall – largest indoor theatre in the world, opened in 1932
aces back-to-back – holding two aces in Poker (a very desirable position)
sucker bet – basically a con: a bet which you have no chance of winning
Scarsdale – a small homely town near New York
Brooks Brothers – classic American Gents’s outfitters, founded in 1818
Studebaker – a classic American car
The Phillies – a baseball team: full name “The Philadelphia Phillies”
Streptococci – a group of bacteria which cause really bad sore throats
The fish-eye – a suspicious look
Bromo fizz – an effervescent stomach medicine
Saratoga – a big race track in the town of Saratoga Springs, New York
Community property – anything bought by (but not given to) a married person
New Rochelle – a city in New York state
Biloxi – a city in Missippi
folderol – ornamental objects of no great value
Vitalis – a brand of hair-tonic
Barbasol – a brand of shaving soap/foam
Brooklyn – a town in New York State
Blossom Time – a 1920s musical, based on a Schubert operetta
Dulche de Leche – a very sweet cocktail made with caramelised condensed milk
hollanderize – ‘to alter a fur’: probably from fur dressers A. Hollander & Sons
Sheep’s eye – to stare at someone in rapt adoring attention
Lickerish tooth – to have a ‘sweet tooth’ for someone, to drool over them!
Emily Post – wrote a 1922 book on etiquette
Sears-Roebuck – catalogue company, originally ironmongery
Paint cards – the picture cards in a deck (King, Queen, Jack)
Scratch sheet – a racing paper giving information on horses
The Whitney colors – a reference to racing colours
A+P – a local supermarket operated by ‘The Great American and Pacific Tea Company’
Roseland – the Roseland Ballroom, New York, events included boxing matches
according to Hoyle – correctly, properly (Edmond Hoyle wrote several definitive books on the rules of card-games, the first on Whist in 1792)
Wanamaker’s – New York department store
Saks and Klein’s – Both New York ladies outfitters/boutiques
Nome – town in Alaska
Guy Lombardo – Canadian bandleader, popular from the mid-1920’s
Rogers Peet – New York gents outfitters